Thursday, July 28, 2011

The sexes

OK. So I'm just going to go ahead and assume that everyone on the face of planet earth has a cell phone? Right? Right. And assuming this is true every girl who likes a boy, has "accidentally called/texted" a boy they fancy and "didnt mean to!". You send the occasional blank message..or accidentally but dial him when your in the car with your brother (who sounds like "another boy"). We all do it I'm sure...it's perfectly normal.

............UHM NO. hEllO lAdIeS!!!!!

That's creapy. STOP IT!

If he wanted to talk to you just as much as you wanted to talk to him he would be doing that exact same thing. Unfortunatly most boys are not as needy, or clingy as girls. If he wants to send you a blank message to get your attention he would do it...if he wanted to get in his car and butt-dial you while the musics on and their laughing there asses off together, (while he makes his significantly deeper than usual so you can hear the girls voice clearer...), HE WOULD.
But they never do. They would rather sit around in their underwear playing Call of Duty, and eating a sandwhich. It's true. As much as boys seem to like girls...they dont want to put in the effort that we as girls want them to! They lazy, annoying immature little boys who don't like to hear the words "Baby why arnt you listening to me?"  or "GET OFF THAT STUPID GAME BEFORE I CRACK IT IN HALF." They just dont.

SO MAYBE, just maybe we shouldnt put so much pressure on relationships or even on chrushes. The more pressure, they more insecure they get and the more they block you out. But with more space! AAH HAA! Their the ones that call you a hundred times a day. Not the other way around.

AND THAT IS THAT.

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